New freestyle emcee on the scene named Eli Porter. All I have to say is someone needs to sign this dude right now. Unsigned hype to the highest degree. Totally obliterates his opponent in what is sure to go down as the battle of the 08 season. This cat is so off the top of the dome, you can literally see him come up with his rhymes on the spot kid! When Eli’s looking up at the ceiling, you know he’s cooking up some marvelous shit to get your mouth watering…on some “Oh shit!”. His use of pauses are genius! Completely psyches out his opponent. I know it’s still early in the year but fuck it. Verse of the 2008 right here:
“I got one question man, tell me who next? This nigga salt let nigga who duh’ give ‘em the best. See I’m the best mayne, I did it………oh………….ah……..ah…………………..
Yo, uh, yeah. Yeah, yo, see imma let you know who best, by the hour just like Rosie O’ Donnel, at a bi-sexual bridal shower. It ain’t nuthin to me man, I keep it fo’ real, look at this detal man with…dent on the grill see…I’m the best, I told you dat, this dude like that he running from the cat. Naw, I messed up but imma stay on top, they told me man but you know, I’m never gonna flop. Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade. I told you man, I got you, roastin like ever, yall don’t know, but my rhymes, they straight up clever. So you step down, off the pedestal, I’m the best man, you need to go, to the fucking dental…” -Eli
This battle is the stuff of legend.
“Even when I say nothing it’s a beautiful use of negative space…” -El-P