Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category
Why do they script the white guys to do “The Worm”? That’s borderline racist right there. “The Worm” has become the official break dance move for white guys. I think a white guy invented it actually. This video is half of the 10% of the time that wrestling is awesome and not retarded. The other half of that 10% is The Birdman Koko B. Ware and his bird Frankie.
Here’s to another year of snobbery, cynicism and pretension! Have a great 2011 everyone!
You know what? I’ve given it some serious thought and I’ve finally come to a decision…..I’m not mad at this.
“My name is Brown, that’s what they call meeeee, owwwwwwww, owww, owww…”
Once every generation a talent appears on the scene and takes it by storm. I’m not talking about your typical storm you get once a year which make you go, “whoa, this is the worst storm this year.” No, I’m talking about those once in a great while storms they talk about in like The Bible where it rains down frogs and lasts for months on end and drowns entire cities. This man has quite literally reinvented the comedic wheel AND makes it an even more functional wheel by making it…rounder, I guess. Whatever.
Anyways, if you’re ready to laugh your dicks off then strap yourself in and get ready for the comedic stylings of RAAAAAAAANDY. Be forewarned, you will laugh so hard and find this so funny that everything after this point in your life will lose all humor. No hyperbole here. He is the greatest thing to ever happen to humans.
While something like this makes me despise the human race, this makes me hopeful for it. One of the best flash mobs I’ve ever seen. About 50 people doing the Typewriter in MC Hammer parachute pants to “Can’t Touch This” in a trendy hipster L.A. store. Awesome! Ugh! Take that stupid hipsters with your circulation cutting tight jeans wearing, Fixed Gear with no brakes bicycle riding, too good to shop at the mall, Morrisey listening asses! Score one for the mainstream! With our Hometown Buffet eating, adult softball team joining, no fashion sense having, buy a hot dog and an Icee while shopping at Walmart asses! We showed you!
Genius. Nike does it again.
“Lebron, have you seen my 3 championship rings? Cause I seem to have misplaced my 3 championship rings. And they represent the 3 championships that I myself have won. Now somewhere in this area, I seem to have misplaced my 3 championship rings. Have you seen em? I did say there were 3 of them didn’t I? You probably don’t even know what they look like. See, for each one of these delicious chocolate chip cookies there is an equally delicious NBA championship ring, that you don’t have. One for each chocolatey cookie, and you got to be hungry Lebron…” -Puppet Kobe